Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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