I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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