Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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