For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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