Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Its about making memories worth repressing
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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