If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
you would pick up someone in the library
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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