I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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