maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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