eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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