I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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