...so i touched it.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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