I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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