Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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