so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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