i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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