ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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