I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
so let's talk penis.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
When did angry sex become our thing?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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