There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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