I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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