idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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