you win again, gameday.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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