Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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