2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
is that a dick in a sweater?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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