after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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