So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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