last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
sex in a hospital.. check
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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