Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
