i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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