People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Randomize
