so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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