You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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