Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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