you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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