im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
