When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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