dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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