BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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