I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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