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I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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