People in love make me want to vomit
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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