R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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