Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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