You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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