I hate all girls vehemently.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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