What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
if only i could text you this smell
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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