Where are you?
In a non slutty way
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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