The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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