How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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