"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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