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Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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