I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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