Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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